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even he rarely drinks in the show, compare to the coffee addict janeway is.
Picard is standing around waiting for Worf and Dr. Crusher on Celtris III. A transport rolls up and the driver asks for directions.
Stranger: “Hey Buddy, do you know where the dilithium crystal store is?”
Picard: “As chance would have it, I do. You take this road down about a kilometer and turn left.”
Stranger: “A kilometer? What-? Ok, do you know how many traffic control lights there are between here and the turn?”
Picard: “There are four lights.”
Madred walks up: “Oh, you’ll never get there. There are five lights between here and the turn.”
Picard: “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”
Stranger: “Ok, Ok, chill out… But I’m going to ask someone else.”
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Hot!
even he rarely drinks in the show, compare to the coffee addict janeway is.
Picard is standing around waiting for Worf and Dr. Crusher on Celtris III. A transport rolls up and the driver asks for directions.
Stranger: “Hey Buddy, do you know where the dilithium crystal store is?”
Picard: “As chance would have it, I do. You take this road down about a kilometer and turn left.”
Stranger: “A kilometer? What-? Ok, do you know how many traffic control lights there are between here and the turn?”
Picard: “There are four lights.”
Madred walks up: “Oh, you’ll never get there. There are five lights between here and the turn.”
Picard: “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”
Stranger: “Ok, Ok, chill out… But I’m going to ask someone else.”