Opening my inbox these days

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Opening my inbox these days
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Meanwhile an overwhelming majority of bathroom goers are like, “whatever, I’ve got nothing to hide”

I’ve got nothing to hide

pulls out my phone and starts recording them ’oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub’

then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words


Okay, the funny thing about this one is, not that I agree with breaches of privacy; I really didn’t give a flying fuck if the male or female nurse saw me taking a shit or piss after surgery. The only thing I have to hide is how much I don’t give a shit about most things.



Not very accurate, glass implies transparency by design. In reality we are dealing with cardboard that everyone can punch a hole. And a camera right inside each toilet bowl waving back at you.


We care about your privacy. So we need your consent to share your data with our 1046 partners.


“I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.”


Shitting should be a social experience.

I like to make eye contact with my neighbor as I’m pooping in his garden.

It was a social thing for Romans.

Including a communal sponge for wiping.

Pass the bum sponge, please





After millions of years, it’s nice to see the sport growing and evolving.


The Mormon missionaries can finally poop with the door closed! Hooray!

I always thought that was an interesting tidbit as I was growing up Mormon. This god guy is all seeing and powerful, but those feisty doors are impeding him from seeing me masturbate in the bathroom?

Yep, let’s just add that inconsistency to the list: #1024748293747292 - god can’t see through bathroom doors



“Pray that we do not alter it further”


No, this is my anxiety dream made real 😭😭😭


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