I broke one on each foot within 3 months. The right one is still healing.

Useless red circle

Suddenly understanding the Pentecostals who speak in tongues. A pain like that can only be expressed in the language of the angels.

Just happened to me today

I feel the meme

I use flip flops inside my house and can’t count the amount of time they have saved me from hitting my toes

I speak several languages but, when nearly cutting my finger off a couple years ago, “ow!” apparently came out in English according to the wife. I guess that makes sense as it was my first language but, even moreso at the time than now, I was speaking Japanese much more than English.

I’d be in too much pain to speak any of them.

Minchia de kurva saatana!

I invent the best new profanities when I do this, but since it’s usually at like 3am I then forget them by morning.

I don’t get it, how does the picture relate to the caption

I’m curious what is the joy that comes from trying to recreate the success of someone else’s post on another site.

Like going back in time with technology you still can’t explain how it works.