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"Excess deaths climb to 35,000 as the Chevron heatwave continues to ravage Europe"

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*licks eyeball and proceeds to sun himself on a rock*

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We need to get back on this timeline

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Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Testing the l’appétit vient en mangeant hypothesis

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Morning at the Ryanair check-in desk

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Morning at the Ryanair check-in desk
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Ennui

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Sodomy

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Tickets

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*29 years

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Edumacted

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Limbo dancing with the devil

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Privacy

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Visions of sugar plums

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0.25 is the bare minimum

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Casting on point

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Alternate titles

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Whirrrr

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Composition

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Absolutely

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Do they know?

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Boy looking

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Butt Lubeman

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Go on, get on with it then!

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okay I have successfully avoided responding to any of these directly but after having seen like the TENTH post today saying something like "we don't need to convince you to like AI, the revolution is coming whether you like it or not" I just have to reply, generally, to this whole sentiment: OKAY THEN. IF WE ARE GETTING LEFT BEHIND THEN LEAVE US BEHIND, ALREADY
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Japanīzu

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Japanīzu
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Be a friend

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Spiders

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Nitrogen fixing

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Ever pour the milk into the glass and the orange juice onto the cereal?

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My toothpaste and my face lotion are the same size, same packaging, same color. Yeah. It happened.
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I'd watch it

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Eww

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Giving it your all

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I want to go out Hawaiian style

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Elon solves chess

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honk honk

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Itineraries

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Three, down.

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Burned, like unattended breadsticks

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The real monster turned out to be AI plagiarism

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Imposters Among Ice

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Within earshot

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Barely
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A Very Serious Incident

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A Very Serious Incident
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Tatemae and Honne

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Innovative marketing

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The joe rogan experience

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The joe rogan experience
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I'm doing my part! 😼

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We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of your package

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Neil Brown @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk # Email from AliExpress: Your parcel has moved two centimetres to the right. We will update you as soon as it moves. # Another email from AliExpress: It has moved! Your parcel has moved another two centimetres to the right. # Email from UK parcel delivery company: We have your parcel. It is probably somewhere in the UK, between arrival and departure. At some point, we will chuck it in your general direction. Your driver’s name will be Ethan. Sep 02, 2026, 10:35 AM
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Okieday?

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I'm sus.

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Stay strong!

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A Mastodon toot from Sam: 7 days without a pun can make one weak.
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I'm not touching that Trump mystery meat

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Greater Kentucky go brrr

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Google fell off

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On talent

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Passport control

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Passport control
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Not your typical fire breather

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ozone layer

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“Nothing to hide” is how free countries die

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“Nothing to hide” is how free countries die
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Good enough

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Samuel Estrogen

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Bluesky post by Ember (@ember.pet); God gave some people tits and some people no tits. Samuel Estrogen made them all equal
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WSJ going after hydro homies?

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On the Canvas hack

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Why limit yourself?

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The US is getting mystery meat from Argentina and the vegetarian companies are leaving no prisoners

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The duality of humans

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Gonna roll up to Friday Night Magic with this in tow

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Leashing kids is just bizarre

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Magic Eraser removes even the toughest of stains

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NSA has its own term for police stalking

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Forced walk of shame upon completion

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Additional hot take: it's too hot and only getting worse

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Impressively inept

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The Shameless Hypocrisy of Mitch McConnell

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The Shameless Hypocrisy of Mitch McConnell
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Tarps off, b'ys

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Thanks, Nietzsche

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9/25 = Dolly Parton day

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Mastodon post by Mike Fraser: "9/25 Dolly Parton Day. Make it happen."
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Check under your pillow

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Project T-Bone posted "My wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made and a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally and paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to [hear] more stores like this" Leena replies "Imagine getting the gift of boobs directly from Dolly Parton." Roan Everly replied "Literally the tit fairy"
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Better times back then

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Adult Content Warning

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real

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A true legend

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gotta watch them scrap prices

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emoji
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It's true

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Title

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Sporting events are too expensive

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Can never go wrong with medium-rare

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Yes a "malfunctioning digital billboard"

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"A digital billboard in Odessa malfunctioned, in the fog. Convincing unknown numbers of motorists not only were they living in the Matrix, but it was being run on Windows 98.". Picture of a Windows 98 error message box floating in the foggy nightsky
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Collecting dust

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♻️ @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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sovereign, open source, self hosted in my lane, thriving

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20 years ago things weren’t so shit

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OSAMA

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Racism

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Tantric, tantrum, what's the difference?

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Right Down the Middle

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What's that smell?

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Ghosts

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Doing the right thing for the wrong reason

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My van down by the river has wheels and most assuredly does not move.

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Coven

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This HAS to be satire

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